At www.honestautoestimates.com, we’ll give you an honest estimate for your auto repairs. Simply give us a description of the problems you’re having and get an accurate estimate as to how much a mechanic should charge to fix it. But there are some estimates we simply can’t help you with.
Your Weight
If you’ve ever been to a carnival or amusement park, you’ve probably seen the people who estimate your weight. They give you a prize if they don’t get it right. But we’re not going to estimate how much you weigh or tell you how many pounds you should lose. That’s just not our thing.
Your Marriage
We can’t estimate how long your marriage is going to last or if your spouse even likes you. You’re the only one who can determine that. But if you use our service, you can save money on your car repairs and spend what’s left over on your spouse instead. That’s a great way to ensure a long and happy relationship.
Your IQ
The only thing we can tell about your IQ is that it must be higher than average if you use our service before getting your car repaired. We can save you money and prevent you from getting scammed at your local service garage. What smart person doesn’t enjoy that? What we can tell you is that your IQ is probably higher than most politicians’ IQs just because you’re here visiting our website.
We’d like to help you out by estimating all of these things for you, but we’d rather focus on auto repair estimates and keeping mechanics honest. Visit us before getting your car repaired for an accurate estimate. As for the other estimates, those are up to you.